My Peaceful Counsel through the Tyrant of Hindustan (A satire)


Islam is the religion of peace. Peaceful Muslim people kill friendly Muslim people everywhere. The West is no different. Peaceful Protestants massacred quiet Catholics. Now, peaceful Orthodox Christians of Russia slaughter peaceful Ukranian Christians. May Abraham's peace be upon all of them. (And, I am a Christian still —a miracle of God).

 

Many people in the West think the Indian government played a part in killing Indian rebels placed elsewhere. Ask the USA what they did to Saddam and Osama –people who challenged them. India would be happy if their opponents died naturally or someone else killed them by mistake. Still, our government has no guts to claim what it did not do. 

 

Further, suppose people in a poverty-stricken country want to join our neighboring nations. In that case, they can do so without much hassle. Pakistan is a great nation. It is our neighbor. We have never witnessed a mass immigration of Indian Muslims to Pakistan. However, many Muslims living in that developed nation want to migrate into a country full of rapists and radicals. I wonder why they want to take a risk. 

 

Even Kashmiris want to stay with India or else become independent. Nobody wanted to join Pakistan. Why? I wonder what would happen to the prosperous state of Indian Punjab if they joined Pakistan by mistake. Perhaps they would all become millionaires, and the Pakistan rupiah would be worth more than the dollar or pound. 

 

Now, let us get to the reality touch. When India and Pakistan got freedom, India had ten percent Muslims and Pakistan sixteen percent Hindus. Until now, India treated Muslims so well that Indian Muslims increased from ten to twenty percent of the nation. They also get religion-based reservations and are full first-class citizens of India. India has a political party, the Muslim League. It has thrived and produced union ministers. 

 

Let us examine what happened to the Hindus of India who got caught up in the friendly Islamic republic of Pakistan. The peaceful Paksitanis treated us so well that only one percent of Hindus remain in Pakistan today. The majority of Hindus migrated to India. Gandhiji helped them. 


Now, people complain about the Indian population explosion. The Muslim population in India grew from 10 to 20 percent. Besides, the 15 percent of Hindu Pakistanis also returned. A total growth of 10+15, thirty-five percent directly. Insha Allah, Peace be upon you.

 

Furthermore, these people produced children and grandchildren. However, our violent, red-eyed tyrant never sent a Hindu Pakistani (Pakistani Hindu who relocated to India) or an Indian Muslim to Pakistan. I wonder why Pakistan cannot share some of our burden. We are sending some good Muslims to your country with a recommendation letter. Kindly grant them first-class citizenship and regular ration. 

 

Ennu Nintay Modi-een,

Manoj Kumar Khatore

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