A Humble Letter of Indian Tyrant to Pak PM (Humor)

 

My dear friend, I hope you are in good health. We hear praises of your wonderful country every day –how peaceful and prosperous you have become. The world is proud of the peace in Pakistan. Therefore, I wanted to put forward a humble proposal. Many people in India are your devoted fans. They say Pakistan is better than our country in many ways. Years ago, when sibling countries divided due to sibling rivalries, many Pakistani people settled here. They wanted to go back to their homeland. 

 

At the time, the Muslim population of India was 10 percent. Now, because of harassment by Indian Hindus, it has grown to 20 percent. However, as you know, at the time of separation, Hindus in Pakistan were only sixteen percent. I hear it is less than one percent today because of their kind and generous Muslim brothers and sisters. The rest of the people came to India and lived a painful life with hardhearted Indian Hindus. They also want asylum in Pakistan because of your exemplary inclusivity toward people of other religions. 

 

All these people –around 25 percent of India– are willing to migrate today. Therefore, due to their undue pressure to move out of India, we are sending them off with some money to Pakistan. The amount would cover their travel and food expenses. They are not refugees or prisoners of war. They come as people who love Pakistan. I believe you will welcome them with open arms. I am impressed by your brotherly affection toward India.

 

Take care of them. With love and prayers,

India's PM.

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