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Pakistanis. They are great people who use their brains only occasionally. Shahid Afridi said they needed to get the wicket of Abhishek Bachchan first. Bachchan replied: impossible! Afridi asked: why? We have the best fast bowlers. Jr. Bachchan replied: but I don't play cricket. We defeated Pakistan thrice in the Asia Cup. Pakistanis denied us the trophy saying we needed to collect it from their boss only. Bharat celebrated the victory with an imaginary trophy 🏆. Nothing is impossible with God. We requested the ICC to send us the trophy home if they do not mind. 

However, please don't send the Pagal Khana Bikharis of the Pahalgam Terror attack again. If you do so, we will have to send you more Brahmos gyan in Pakistan. No problem. As if Muneer said they want to give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize. Trump was eager to get the prize. Modiji replied: Well done, Muneer. After receiving the prize, Trump will erase Palestine. Sharif went to meet Trump in the White House while America and Israel were burning Palestine down. Palestine rushed to BRICS –to Modiji– seeking help in troubling times. 

Modiji wrote a quick letter to Palestine before departing for the United Kingdom. He said: Pakistan has betrayed Palestine. So, all Palestinians must burn Pakistani flags in Palestine. After that, Modiji sent the Indian military to train with Israeli forces and sold many more Brahmos missiles to Israel on the free weapons market. Americans wanted to know where India got money from to buy Russian oil. Indians gave them Benjamin Netanyahu's phone number. Then, Trump and Bibi celebrated in the White House with a white paper plan to finish the leftover business in Gaza.

I said: Bharat mata ki jai is planning to give Trump a Bharat Ratna, the highest civilian honor of our country. A Pakistani asked: why would Modi-ji do that? Trump spoke against Modiji regarding the Indo-Pak War. Trump increased tariffs on Indian products. Trump reduced the intake of Indians to America. I replied: precisely. That is why, we would give him the Bharat Ratna. The Pakistani didn't get it. He went to Pakistan and read the news. "Trump is in Bharat. Trump is praising Modiji for the Bharat Ratna. Trump is declaring India's complete victory and dominance over Pakistan. Trump thinks Sharif must resign." The Pakistani fainted.

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